Manicure Meltdown

My manicures tend to only last about three days. It doesn't matter if I do them myself or have it done professionally. They just don't last.

Why I would love to have nails like this...

One day it would even be fun to go a little crazy and have a fun manicure last for a couple of days looking like this

But last night was the worst...my brand new, salon fabulous manicure chipped after ONE day. I was incredibly sad...maybe eventually I'll figure this out. 

Anyone have any tips? Other than wrapping my hands in bubble-wrap of course.