But that is the lovely thing about the internet...you find out all sorts of things you didn't know that you wanted to know! For instance...here's how to move a rhinoceros away from poachers to a protected area.
Well obviously you have to sedate the poor guy (seriously...how many vets does it take?)
Then the rhino gets lifted by helicopter to it's new location
Pretty cool huh?
Here's the article and some more links in case anyone wants to read more about it.
Rhinos get upside-down helicopter ride to safety
World Wildlife Fund